Thoughts I Have When A Book Character Dies

Hello everyone!

Welcome to the first edition of this newly formed feature: Off Tangent Thoughts where I’ll let present before you a list of my crazy, fanatic thoughts on bookish events and situations because apparently you find them hilarious. My original post that sparked this idea was Thoughts I Have While Reading A Slow-Burn Romance and my notifications absolutely blew up after that.

Hence this series.

Have fun taking a peek inside my psychotic fangirl mind!

• THOUGHTS I HAVE WHEN A CHARACTER DIES

—> pfft they’re just joking, he’s gonna come back to life

—> CONCEAL DON’T FEEL

—> *grabs tissues*

—> BUT S/HE’S MY FAVOURITE!

—> nope, that character totally did not die. I shall close this book and when I open it s/he better be alive.

—> wHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?

—> no nothing happened mom, my soul just got ripped in half

—> *rocks herself while sobbing*

—> *stares at the words for hours hoping that they magically change*

—> I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS!

—> HeRe yOU CAN KILL THE VILLIAN BUT THIS PRECIOUS BEAN IS UNDER MY PROTECTION!

—> *hatches plans to stab the author*

—> *tortures herself by reading the death scene over and over again*

—> I mean what is my life now? What do I even do?

—> Hello? Yeah I’m applying to learn the dark art of necromancy

—> my entire life is a lie

—> wHAT DO YOU MEAN S/HE LEFT A LETTER FOR THEIR LOVED ONES?!?!

—> *throws the book at a wall*

—> oh no, it’s happening all over again

—> this world is a cold, dead place

—> ARE YOU SURE THEY’RE NOT GONNA COME BACK TO LIFE??

—> but s/he was just a child???? HOW CRUEL-HEARTED IS THE WRITER?

—> no no, these aren’t tears, they’re just- just- I DON’T KNOW BUT I’M NOT CRYING BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING TO CRY ABOUT, S/HE IS NOT DEAD!!!

—> yOU WERE THE ONLY REASON I WAS READING THIS BOOK!

—> wHat dO YoU MEaN yoU DIdn’T CRY ovER TheIR DEATH?

—> you’re not even a human, just a stone

—> *searches fan-fictions where the character is not dead*

—> NO I’M STILL NOT OVER THEIR DEATH AND NEVER WILL BE

—> so you’re saying they died in vain? Yeah let me just go stab myself

—> hello yes, I understand you don’t deal in necromancy but can you take my soul and just bring this character back to life?

—> shut up, can’t you see I’m mourning? Homework can wait

—> DON’T YOU DARE SAY S/HE WASN’T REAL

—> DON’T DISRESPECT THE DEAD!

—> for the last time, I am not crazy!

Paying due respect to all the characters who died in front of my eyes(aka while I was reading) and took a part of my soul with them.

So…what are your thoughts on this post? Do you ever have such reactions? I know I’m not the only one. Which characters come to your mind when you read this title? Also do you know that you can recommend me things to pour out my thoughts on? Go ahead and comment down below! 🙂